if you've never been to engrish.com, you should check it out.
Here's another great joke/conversation that I found:
sheep--> my mom got this knife at some asian store
sheep--> I was gonna use it to make myself some food
sheep--> but instead, I'm gonna frame it and keep it for ever in the wrapper
sheep--> it says on it "Warning: keep out of children"
To follow up on that, check out this awesome bit from engrish:
This is the Abraham/Isaac edition